Cetascean tour kickoff! With guests THE LIVING DEAD BEATS (Vancouver) + locals: THE GUNNESS, PLAGUE, and BURDEN. Wednesday July 4, 2012. 9:00pm

 

WOULDN’T IT BE NICE TO GO INTO THE PAST AND KILL THE PERSON WHO INVENTED LOWER CASE LETTERS? WELL, THIS SHOW MIGHT OPEN A PORTAL TO THAT PRECISE MOMENT IN TIME!

CETASCEAN IS GOING ON A GINORMOUS STUPID TOUR AGAIN AND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. WE WILL HAVE A NEW TAPE OF SOME NEWER SONGS, AND OTHER EXCITING THINGS LIKE LITERATURE TO MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT YR PRIVILEGE, AND T SHIRTS TO LOOK LIKE A DWEEB.

THE GUNNESS WILL TAKE PART IN WHAT SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME A TRADITION OF BRINGING LOFI BADASSERY TO CETASCEAN TOUR KICKOFFS. THEY HAVE BRAND NEW CDS I HEAR. FUCKIN’ YEAH, ALRIGHT?

PLAGUE, THE NEWEST RAWEST FORM TAKEN BY REALLY GOOD FRIENDS MAKING GROSS FAST MUSIC WILL BE THERE TO SHOW YOU JUST WHAT THAT LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE. OOOO, IT’S SO FAST! YUMMERZ!

THE LIVING DEADBEATS, SOME FUCKING PUNX FROM VANCOUVER ARE A LAST-MINUTE ADDITION OF ROWDY PUNK ROCK SHIT TO THIS STACKED NIGHT OF PLEASURE. CHECK THEM OUT BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU ARE STUPID AND YOUR MOM HATES YOU?

LASTLY, BURDEN WILL MAKE THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE IN YOUR MIND. THREE NGVSPC SHITWERKERZ LULLING YOU INTO NIGHTMARISH SLEEP WITH THREE PIANOS. LIKE A 19TH CENTURY VERSION OF GRIMHORSE MAYBE? GET STOKED IN AN EFFORT AT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY, MAYBE BRING LIKE 6 BUX AND SHOW UP AROUND 9 IF YOU WANT TO CATCH EVERY LAST BIT OF ACTION CUZ IT IS A WEDNESDAY NIGHT AFTER ALL. BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE ANARCHIST PUNX.

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